Population | 4.603 billion |
Currency | Denero |
Animal | Lion |
The Fiefdom of Absolute communism212 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.603 billion Absolute communism212ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism212ian economy, worth 694 trillion Deneroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,956 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism212's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Absolute communism212 is ranked 30,708th in the world and 1,950th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,289.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
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- : Absolute communism212 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes, Largest Black Market, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism212, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism212, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism212, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism212, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism212, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
- : Absolute communism212 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism212, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism212, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism212, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.